Well, I know that you didn’t really want to know this but… this is a list of how much of that really good drink is going to your waist or hips. Remember, these don’t include the mixer! Also Notice the calories are PER OUNCE!!
| Category or Alcohol | Calories-Ounce |
| Wine - Red or White (12) | 23 cal. |
| Champagne (12.5%) | 26 cal. |
| American Beer (non-micro: 4.5%) | 12 cal. |
| Liqueurs (17-24%) | 86-105 cal. |
| 80 proof Liquor (40%) | 65 cal. |
| 86 proof Liquor (43%) | 70 cal. |
| 90 proof Liquor (45%) | 74 cal. |
| Malibu Rum | 68 cal. |
| Sweet Sherry | 43 cal. |
| Medium Sherry | 37 cal. |
| Dry Sherry | 37 cal. |
| Drambuie | 61 cal. |
| Southern Comfort | 61 cal. |
| Tia Maria | 52 cal. |
| Pernod | 47 cal. |
| Champagne | 42 cal. |
| 90 proof Liquor (45%) | 74 cal. |
| Port | 53 cal. |